P.W.O.F.S.F.C.C. HALL OF FAME

Tolstoy

I am pleased to induct Tolstoy into the P.W.O.F.S.F.C.C.H.O.F. this 16th day of June, 2009. Tolstoy always brings well thought out and creative captions to our contest and it is my pleasure to have him enshrined here amongst the funny people.

He also does wonderful Christian mission work both here and abroad. The photo above is from one of the orphanages he has established a relationship with in Ukraine. Several times a year he leads a team of people over to deliver needed supplies and gifts for the children.

One final note; at his request, Tolstoy is being inducted as a second baseman.

Here are Tolstoy's caption victories.

...and a diet coke. (Week 18)

Yes, we're a fourth generation family of vegetarians, but we are a little concerned about our youngest... - (Week 38)

Eventually Greenpeace had to admit that if they were going to stop the whalers, they would need boats. (Week 51)

Mater (a.k.a. The Mater)

Congratulations to Mater (a.k.a. The Mater) who is hereby inducted into the P.W.O.F.S.F.C.C.H.O.F. on this Tuesday, May 12, 2009. Mater has the distinct honor of winning our only Zaption contest (week 32) and also for being the only back to back winner in the history of the contest (week 46 & 47). Her bust will be firmly ensconced here in the hall for all the world to view. Here are her winning entries.

Week 32 - Do these lilac colored pants make my butt look big?

Week 46 - Robin thinks to herself...Did I ask Paulie to pick up Baconnaise on his way home from work? I'm certain it would make this recipe even better! Everything should taste like bacon!

Week 47 - A young Gene Rayburn thinks to himself:This tastes like {BLANK}.

The Swell Guy

Today, May 5, 2009, we induct The Swell Guy into the P.W.O.F.S.F.C.C.H.O.F. A blogger extraordinarre, TSG is a strong contender each and every week. Besides that, he sported an amazing fro back in the day along with his frilly tux. This was almost reason enough for his induction. On a personal note, I hope this induction secures my place as a judge for all future sauce war competitions. We will see about that. Congratulations Swell Guy! You will be a fine member of our hallowed hall.

Here are the victorious entries which secured his lot.

Week 46 - To our amazement, the explanation of Paula Dean’s excessive butter enthusiasm actually started by pure happenstance on her original cooking show, “Cooking Yellow Food in The Yellow Kitchen”.

Week 39 - Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Week 19 - Imagine Bob's surprise when he mistakenly checked "Ronald McDonald" instead of "Michael McDonald" on his Hair Club for Men application!

Dawg

Dawg is our newest entrant into the coveted hall. Clever and edgy, Dawg is always a strong caption contestant and rightfully deserves enshrinement this twenty first day of April, 2009. Here are the three caption victories which secure his nomination.

"Vladimir: Dude, you had a dozen roses stuffed up there!?!?
Krotchky: Read the card, Vlady! Read the card!"

Bovina: What?!? You think my bangs are bad? You should see my hairy teats.

Yes Sir. I do see Tito over there. If you don't make eye contact, he will eventually tire of his performance and stop.[tito in background]Take .. these broken wings ...

The Donald

Congratulations to The Donald who is hereby inducted into the P.W.O.F.S.F.C.C. Hall of Fame on this inauguration day, January 20, 2009. Always a strong contender in his relatively short length of participation, The Donald became a force to be reckoned with right out of the gate. His skill in naming odd ethnicities is a definite strength.

The Donald also completes the first P.W.O.F.S.F.C.C.H.O.F. sibling connection with fellow hall of famer, Tom.

Here are the three victories which secured The Donald's place in our hallowed hall.

"After working diligently on his "body art" and knowing he'll be the hit of the infield, Jimmy "Booger" Maynard simply can't wait for the opening of NASCAR season! (Not seen in the picture is the lovely "3" neatly shaved into his back hair)" - Week 31

"Not seen in the area for some time, the notrorious "Stealth Gooser" dispenses her wrath on yet another poor, unsuspecting shmuck." - Week 24

"Once overrun with dangerous strays -- many of them running in packs -- the streets of Sliven, Bulgaria, are now clean and safe again, thanks to the tireless efforts of "Dobrich, the Hag Catcher." - Week 21

Once again, congratulations!

Tom

Congratulations to Tom who becomes our latest inductee into the hallowed P.W.O.F.S.F.C.C. hall of fame on this day, Friday December 5, 2008. Tom has the distinct honor of being our very first caption contest winner and has always remained competitive throughout the weeks of intense competition. He's also an all around great guy who would give you the shirt off his back if you needed it.

We're proud to honor Tom and have his bust permanently on display here in Funkyville.

Here are Tom's victorious captions....

(Week 1 - Our first caption contest)

Dude2: Does my butt look big in these smurf-blue coveralls?

Dude1: Really big!

Dude2: No way! How much do you think I weigh?

Dude1: How about...50 thousand and 29 pounds!

Dude2, Bite me.

(Week 20)

The doctors at the Proctologists Convention test their new scopes.--Tom

(Week 25)

Yes Ladies, since Hillary bought me those pills from Smiling Bob on TV, Little Billy has really sprouted!! --Tom

LurkyLivvyLoverKY

Lurky enters the Funky Caption Hall of Fame on October 9, 2008 after being crowned co-champion of week 17. I have personally mailed Lurky a bottle of Prell and Sushi on Wheels. I think he may be getting more use out of the Sushi. Seriously though, Lurky is a funny friend and a fine person and I am proud to have him in this funky hall. Congratulations.

Here is LurkyLivvyLoverKY's caption contest victory resume'...

Faith Tones new song...Jesus does my sister stand to pee? - Week 17 (tie)

Stop! Heifer time! - Week 9

A single straight employed male went that way! - Week 5

Doug

Doug enters this hallowed hall on Thursday October 9, 2008 after the famed Faith Tones contest. This Hall of Famer consistently brings funny (and edgy) captions and we are better for having him as a contestant. Congratulations Doug.

Here is Doug's Caption Contest Victory Resume'